Alright, let’s dive into this not-so-polished stream of ideas that somehow go together. Picture this: some cave art, not the good stuff though. I’m talking about those kind of disappointing aurochs scribbles. Yeah, the Magdalenian folks were pretty much the Picassos of their time, scribbling on walls around Montignac-Lascaux between, like, 20,000 to 10,000 years ago. But Neanderthals? They weren’t really into drawing animals. More into handprints. Dots. Ladders. Yeah, those guys were wild.
And hey, don’t fact-check me, because this is just coming from that random place in my brain that remembers the spelling of “Magdalenian” but not much else. Imagine me throwing a challenge your way, all dramatic-like.
Now, modern me, not the caveman with the heavy eyebrows and floppy hat, goes off on a tangent about Jon and his shiny new Switch 2 from good ol’ bestbuy.com. Mario Kart World, right? Everyone’s getting annihilated by non-stop red shells. Jon’s probably laughing-crying on his sofa; it’s strangely Zen in its chaos.
Oh, and there’s a new single-player thing for Splatoon. Somehow that ties into… a lot of stuff? Honestly, no clue how those dots connect. This show baffles me too, folks.
Mental health break, anyone? Nah, we’re back at it. Guillaume’s on a crusade for F-Zero GX on Switch 2’s NSO Expansion Pack. He’s gone all-in on the aggressive side. Meanwhile, he’s been fueling that fire with Valfaris—think big everything: guns, enemies, violence. You know, typical weekend.
Greg jumps in, chatting about the Switch 2 updates for Splatoon 3. Talks about this HDR thing like he’s Nintendo’s secret ad guy. Seriously, “super-stable framerate” sounds catchy. Hire this man, Nintendo!
Wrapping up, me—yes, the guy rambling here—dabbled in Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time on Switch 2. I’m dealing with kid time thieves now. Crazy, right? Just started the game, so maybe I’ll progress by next week. Unless life throws more of its bizarre twists my way. You know how it goes.
Got some Paleolithic doodles? Throw ’em in here. Let’s make this weird mix complete.
