The Switch 2 has landed, and guess what? Jon and James are back, just like that awkward cousin who always shows up unannounced.
Three weeks of blissful silence, and now their infamous J&J Nightmare Factory returns. It’s like a bad dream come to life. Brace yourselves—crops might wither, kids might shiver, and dogs… well, they start doing their business where you least want them to. Seriously, who has carpet with a dog? Like, imagine the hair, the puddles. Yikes. Hardwood floors are practically a must—trust me on this.
Oops, forgot—Switch 2.
Anyway, let’s kick things off with their takes on the hardware and all the hustle of getting it. James took one for the team and grabbed a Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour (00:11:33) JUST FOR YOU! And he’s got thoughts—for you—on everything from the price tag to those quirky quizzes and challenges. Then, after a breather, they dive into the game that everyone and their grandma is buzzing about: Mario Kart World (00:59:33). Remember, this was barely 20 hours since Switch 2 went live, so cut ’em some slack—it’s all hot off the press.
And it doesn’t stop there. They also dive into GameCube games making a comeback on NSO for Switch 2 (02:06:23)! Plus, NES Bionic Commando crash-landing into Street Fighter 6… ON SWITCH 2! Oh, and those nifty new ways to share your screenshots and videos—yeah, you’ve heard it before.
Ah, the misunderstood genius, right? Anyway, I’m off to watch more Mr. Iguana matches!