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Man, does anyone else feel like the clock is just mocking us? Anyway—wait, no. Here’s an episode to keep you from climbing the walls. We gotta dive into Fantasy Life I. And then there’s Shin Megami Tensei V Vengeance. Yeah, that’s a mouthful, right? Oh, and Jerruh, oh Jerruh. He’s in yet another Pokemon drama. Honestly can’t say I’m surprised.
Okay, let’s say you’re subscribed to the RSS Feed—great, right? But direct downloads exist too.
Seriously, though, isn’t it almost painful how close we are to… something? Oh yeah, we get into Fantasy Life I and SMTVV, whatever that stands for—somebody remind me later. And poor Jerruh drops the ball again. Typical! It’s all happening on the latest twist of the Pokemon Pickle saga. You really gotta hear it to believe it. Plus, we’re throwing another round of the Game Show Club your way.
Imagine this: by this time next week, new Switch 2’s clutched in our eager hands. Just a thought that makes you smile, doesn’t it?
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