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Okay, so picture this: GPD decided it’s time to tease us with their latest handheld gizmo—handheld being quite literal here. We’re talking the GPD Win 5. A fancy name for what’s essentially a gaming PC in your pocket. Or maybe not. Depends on your pocket size, I guess. Anyway, they’ve slapped in this AMD Ryzen AI Max+ 395 chip, which sounds like it’s on steroids. But oh, you barely see much in their video teaser. Thankfully, some hero called The Phawx on YouTube did us all a solid by spilling the beans on what’s really under the hood.
Oh, the real surprise here? It’s the battery. This thing comes with an 80Wh baddie that you can actually remove. Like, whaaat? In a world where everything—literally everything—has a battery glued in tight, GPD’s having none of it. You just yank out the old one when it’s done for, and plop in a new one. Makes you feel like some sort of tech-savvy wizard, right?
And here’s a tidbit—bear with me. The battery sort of… mounts on your backpack. Crazy, huh? Or maybe it sits on a desk if that’s your style. Just connects with a cable if you can’t deal with the weight while going all-out in your next gaming marathon.
Oh, and they’re not sticking with just one chip. No, sir. There’s also this less jacked cousin—the Ryzen AI Max 385. Fewer cores, half the threads. But it’ll do for your everyday gaming fun, no sweat.
Ah, memory talk! This little marvel lets you ramp up the memory from 32GB to 128GB. Even lets you cook up the storage space to a whopping 4TB if titles are your thing and you hoard them like candy.
And can I just say, everyone was freaking that they might stick with the old 6-inch display? But nah, they stepped it up to a 7-inch beauty with 120 Hz. Pretty fancy, though the Corning Gorilla Glass from, like, 2018, feels like inviting a dinosaur to your tech party. But hey, it works.
Look, it’s all supposedly going to be out in the open during ChinaJoy 2025. August 1, mark it. We’re all sorta holding our breath here, hoping it won’t have a price tag that makes us cry.
Okay, that’s it from me. Well, for now. Hope it all made some sort of sense. Who knows?
