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So, console launches, right? Kind of a big deal. Like, once in a blue moon type stuff. Especially for places like GameStop where gaming fanatics swarm in like bees. But then there’s this wild story of the botched Switch 2 launch. Apparently, GameStop slipped up and sold a bunch of these consoles that were, well, messed up — think tech meets arts and crafts, with staples no less. You’d assume panic mode would kick in at GameStop HQ, right? But nah, they decide to lean into the chaos with a bizarre PR twist. Kind of bonkers if you ask me.
Picture this: You’re shelling out a neat $500, and worrying your shiny new gadget might come with an unexpected accessory—yeah, a staple! Would that thought make you bolt elsewhere for your console fix? The media sure jumped on it when this madness went down in Staten Island. To be fair, the whole staple-in-console situation was pretty contained, thank goodness. Just one unlucky store left grappling with the fallout.
GameStop, to their credit, scrambled to fix the boo-boo. They rounded up extra consoles from nearby stores pronto, swapping them out for customers who ended up with stapled units. And if that wasn’t enough, they took to social media with humor — talking about “confiscating” staplers and all, while dropping a cheeky Office Space GIF. Truly a masterpiece in damage control. Maybe.
And get this: the very next day, they rolled out a 20% trade-in bonus deal, but only if your receipt screamed anything but GameStop. Crazy, right? Sure, they’ve matched prices and tossed around trade-in perks before, but never hitched to a receipt like this. Call it coincidental SEO? Yeah, right.
Fast forward some weeks post-“Staplegate” (their words, not mine), and they’re still reminding us. But wait, it’s for charity! Hosting an auction featuring the infamous stapler, the damaged console, even the notorious staple. Proceeds heading to Children’s Miracle Network hospitals. Last I checked, that stapler was raking in $15,000. With six days still on the clock, folks are bidding like it’s the hottest tech around.
“Sure, it was a hiccup,” admits GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen, with a tongue-in-cheek ‘authenticity’ note about leaving a hopeful legacy. I mean, you’ve gotta admire the commitment to turning calamity into, well, a charitable cause, right?
Who knew a staple could steal the spotlight, eh?
