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Alright, picture this: you’re in Fortnite and, bam, your best buddy Krypto, Superman’s dog, is right there with you. Sounds wild? Well, it’s happening. Leaked gossip from some dude who loves to spill the beans says pets—yeah, pets—are crashing into Fortnite as cosmetics. Krypto’s leading the pack, and this is dropping in July. But hold on, don’t sprint yet, let me tell you more.
Fortnite’s been throwing superheroes at us like candy lately. Chapter 6 Season 3 kicked off, and it’s like Robin and Superman just set up camp on our gaming island. You remember Superman from way back in Chapter 2 Season 7, right? He’s back, but this time he’s all fresh-faced like James Gunn’s new movie version. And guess what—come July 11, you can snag this new Superman skin the same day the movie hits theaters. But, if you’re impatient like me, there’s a shortcut: the Battle Bundle. Toss a bunch of V-Bucks—1,800 to be precise—and boom, 25 levels, early bird Superman, the works.
So, about this Krypto thing. Apparently, you can toss these treats around, and Krypto swoops in like a superhero grenade. I’m not making this up, seriously. It makes you wonder who sat down and thought, “You know what Fortnite needs? Super dogs.” But hey, I’m here for it.
Digging deeper (and by “digging,” I mean scrolling through tweets), this leaker named HYPEX confirmed it. Pets are on the horizon, starting with Krypto. These aren’t just some cute back attachments anymore. They’ll be running around with you, being all cosmetic and non-combatant, but adding flair, like jazz hands in a battle royale. Maybe they dance? Who knows.
Oh, speaking of makeovers, even the sprites got in on the super-action. They got tiny Superman costumes now, shooting lasers and stuff. Honestly, I’ve seen everything at this point. You can find these little guys, pick them up, and they’re your own pocket-sized superhero.
Fortnite’s shaping up to be this wild, colorful mosh pit of everything we didn’t know we needed. And let’s be real, with all these twists and turns, I’m still just trying to build a decent fort before someone named Ninja12345 dances on my demise. Ah, gaming. Anyway—wait, no—where were we?
Right, pets. July. Be ready.
