Alright, buckle up because NIS America is at it again, doing what they do best—or maybe not, depends on who you ask. They’re rolling out Disgaea 7 Complete for Nintendo Switch, loaded with goodies you probably never knew you wanted.
So, there’s this demon, Pirilika—imagine a bank account so fat it should come with a gym membership. She’s all about bushido. Anyway, she lands in the Hinomoto Netherworlds hyped for culture and tasty eats. But wait! Her beloved noodles? Swapped for pasta by some guy named Demmodore Opener. Why? Who knows, maybe he hates noodles or just loves chaos. This girl’s not having it, though, and ropes in this wandering warrior Fuji to help bring sanity—or insanity—back.
And what’s this version got? Everything plus the kitchen sink. It includes the main game and all that old DLC stuff some people nagged about missing. And, new features too. Because why not?
Picture me sitting here with one eyebrow raised as I dive into the quirky features of this edition—it’s like a nostalgia trip roller coaster with Fuji and Pirilika. They’re on this wild ride across Netherworlds from past titles, and if you make it through, you get access to someone called Asagi. Again, why? Shrug-worthy but intriguing.
If over-the-top battles are your jam, Disgaea 7 delivers with uncapped stats and free Infernal Weapons—what a time to be alive, right? And, there’s Rakshasa Baal for that insane challenge. Bet you didn’t see that coming.
Honestly, sometimes the wildness of these games makes me question my sense of reality. But then again, isn’t that kinda the point?
Alright, I think I’ve rambled enough. Check out the pics if you’re visually inclined. They give you that “I was there” vibe—sort of.
