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So here’s a wild piece about this game called COLD VR, coming at ya from 2025. It’s by ALLWARE and Perp Games. They went ahead and said, “Hey, let’s do a big update!” And it’s not just any update. No, it’s the SUB-ZERO Edition, which, yeah, sounds pretty cool (pun intended? Maybe).
So picture this: if you’ve played Superhot VR, this is kinda in the same ballpark. But oh boy, does it flip things on their head. Instead of time speeding up when you move, in COLD VR it actually slows down. Think about that for a sec. You move, and time takes a chill pill. So now you’re in this tricky game of trying to move quick before the bad guys get all up in your space. Seriously, who thinks of these things?
They dropped this game back in February, right? And now, just when you thought you were getting the hang of it, they’re throwing more levels at you. Five new ones are coming on June 2nd for Quest and PC VR. Like, do these people sleep?
Also, they’re bringing in this new campaign with enemies that are supposed to be smarter or something. Next-level enemy AI, they say. And just in case you were drowning in those Backroom levels — good news, you don’t have to slog through them unless you really want to.
Oh, and the intro? The main menu? Completely fresh makeover. No kidding. They’re all about you diving into gameplay without fussing over menus. I can respect that.
They’re adding stuff like weapon-catching (picture yourself as a VR ninja), leveling up the visuals, letting you move around your actual room (fancy, huh?), and giving a nod to bHaptics vests, which sounds like a sci-fi hug. And those waiting for PSVR 2? It’s coming. Eventually. But patience, grasshopper.
Until then, you can snag COLD VR over on the Horizon Store for Quest 2 and above, or on Steam for PC VR headsets. It’s sitting pretty at $20. Happy gaming, folks.
