Sure thing, here goes nothing!
So, here’s the scoop: xAI’s Grok is like, rolling into Teslas, but—wait for it—only if you’re rocking a Ryzen! Yup, Intel folks, you’re benched right now. No clue why that caught my eye, but there it is.
Okay, back up a sec—I mean, Grok in cars is wild, right? This AI helper is gonna make drives… I dunno, easier? I guess? But here’s the catch, it’s only playing nice with the AMD Ryzen-infused Teslas. How come? Apparently, those older Intel systems just can’t keep up. Bummer, huh? Feels like AMD’s Ryzen is the only game in town with the muscle for this gig.
Anyway—um, where was I? Oh yeah, so, if you’re intrigued (and who wouldn’t be, honestly), get this: you gotta poke around your Tesla’s settings. Head to Settings > Software > Additional Vehicle Info to suss out if you’re part of the cool crowd. Spoiler: if you’re on a Ryzen, congrats! Grok’s your new backseat driver. But don’t expect this thing to drive your car or set the temperature just yet. It’s more about quirky banter, which, really, who doesn’t need that?
Totally went off track there. Right, Intel! They were Tesla’s main squeeze until 2021, when AMD Ryzen swept in and stole the show. We’re talking some serious Zen 3 architecture—up to eight cores. Pretty slick, huh? Turns out, Grok demands all that grunt for its AI shenanigans, so Intel’s… out of luck? Oh, well, such is life!
Oh, by the way, make sure your system jibes with the 2025.26 update to bask in Grok’s oddball humor. If you’re on Ryzen, say hello to your new road trip buddy. If not, well, maybe you’re still cool in other ways. I dunno.
Anyway, happy driving!
