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So, this past week, I kinda got lost in the new games rolling out on the Nintendo eShop over in Europe. I mean, there’s something for the freakin’ Nintendo Switch 2 now — yeah, that’s a thing — and of course, the trusty ol’ Nintendo Switch. It’s like Christmas, but, you know, with pixels! Anyway, they’ve got a bunch of special offers too. Discounts galore. Who can resist those, right? Not me.
Nintendo Switch 2 Adventures (Or Whatever They’re Called)
There’s this game called Tamagotchi Plaza Nintendo Switch 2 Edition. It drops on Friday, June 27. Gotta admit, the nostalgia hits hard. Remember those little virtual pet things you’d accidentally “forget” in your backpack? Yeah, me too.
And For the Legendary (Read: Original) Nintendo Switch
Oh boy, where do I even start? Let me just spill some beans on a few:
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A Bibelot: Y-Break: No idea what a "bibelot" is, but sounds fancy.
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Against the Storm: Sounds like what I do every morning against my alarm clock.
- Agarta: Just one word, mysterious.
Okay, maybe I’m getting off track. There’s also An Aisling, Anvil Saga, and Arcade Archives Crazy Balloon — not sure why balloons got crazy, but here we are. Plus Architect Life – I guess now you can live out your dreams of being a house designer without any annoying clients. Could be fun, could be chaotic.
And more entries in this epic saga that is gaming:
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Arisen Force: Life Devotee: Sounds deep, probably isn’t. Or maybe it is? Who knows.
- Bambas! (Another Friday release): Exclamation points just scream fun, right?
Honestly, I could go on detailing how Bee Flowers lets you rescue a garden or how Block Party DX! might be my new addiction. But what I really need now is coffee. Or sleep. Either will do.
Then there’s BMX City Run and Boxville 2, which sounds like there’s a whole world built around boxes. Thrilling, I know. And Bullets & Brains — I mean, with a title like that, it’s gotta be intense, right?
There’s this weird twist with names like CarGo!, Cozy Garden Simulator (which I assume is zen af), and Crayon Dino — because why not dino up those crayons?
And then we head down the rabbit hole… Cult vs Gal, Dark Dolls, Dungeons of Paint — really, who names these things?
Fancy Flight With Drones: Yeah, literal flying tours in Korea, of all places. No passport needed, just joystick skills.
Oh, also, pro tip: if you’ve got nostalgia coursing through your veins, don’t miss out on Jurassic Island. It’s got little dinosaurs — totally cute, unless they start to grow…
Whatever, by the time you hit Zombie Scream or Zombies Overloaded, you’re either in a bundle of joy or fully zombed out. Either way, it’s all about the ride. Sort of like life, if we’re getting philosophical — or just sleep-deprived rambling.
That’s a wrap — wait, no — where was I going with this? Never mind. Just check these games out; maybe something odd will catch your eye, like it did mine. Cheers to chaotic gaming! 🎮
