Alright, so here’s the scoop on this week’s, uh, Nintendo eShop kinda explosion in North America. We’re talkin’ new games for the Nintendo Switch and the mythical Switch 2. Plus, discounts galore—like, so many I can’t even begin to list them all. Seriously, check ’em out on Nintendo of America’s website if you love a good bargain hunt. You do you.
Anyway — or wait, maybe not. Um, yeah, back to the games. Let’s dive into what’s new for the Switch 2 first, because, why not? We’ve got:
- Drag X Drive. Not sure what you’re drivin’, but it sounds intense.
- EA Sports Madden NFL 26. Football! But, you know, on a tiny screen. Weirdly satisfying.
Now switch gears (ha, see what I did there?) to the classic Nintendo Switch. A wild mix as always:
- 1989 After the War. Out this Friday. War. So… after it.
- Bendy: Lone Wolf. Same release day. Werewolves? Bendies? Nope, no clue.
- Bubble Wizard IV Saga. Who knew bubbles could be magical?
- Bunkers 1944 FPS. Also a Friday release. Pew pew, history style.
- Camp Life: Wilderness Survival 2025. The future of roughin’ it.
- Cats in Cozy Rooms. Feels like a hug and a purr. Coming soon.
- CORE.SYS. Watch for it next Wednesday. Tech vibes.
- Crossout Legends. Sounds epic. Might involve crossing outs or something?
- Curse Rounds. Yikes, cursed ammo? Or just a curse of circular logic.
- Cyber AI Defense. Defend, attack, repeat. Robots, maybe?
- Cyber Car Seller Simulator. Sell those cyber wheels like it’s your day job. Oh wait, it is?
- Demons Are Coming! Friday again. Demons apparently have schedules.
- Discounty. Sale-ception on Wednesday. Meta-discounts? Sure.
- DUCK: Dangerous Ultimate Cartridge Kidnapper. Ducks are not always innocent.
- EGGCONSOLE Brandish Renewal PC-9801. Eggy games? Sounds… delicious.
- Escape the Backrooms BODYCAM. Backrooms horror with an eye in the sky.
- GOST of Time. Out on Friday. Ghosts with a time twist. Or gosts? Spelling shrugs.
- Hop ’n’ Marty. Also Friday. Hopping joyride or struggle bus? TBD.
- Hyper Dots. Just imagine dots, but with superpowers. Maybe.
- Iwakura Aria. No idea why, but sounds like a musical wind.
- Kimono Cats. Fashion and feline. Purrfect?
- Learn to Play – Jungle Frog. Out Friday. Frog? Jungle? What’s not to love?
- Mad Skills BMX 2. Friday again. Mad. Skills. Bikes. Yes.
- Mind Over Magnet. Yup, Friday. Magnets are magical.
- NanaKnight. A knightly adventure, possibly with grandmas.
- OFF. Friday stuff again. Is it off? On? Only play will tell.
- Re:Play. See, Friday’s packed. Replay or reinvent the wheel?
- Rogue Raccoon. Raccoons: They take, they sneak, they’re rogue.
- Shantae Advance: Risky Revolution. Next Tuesday. Risk it all or play it safe?
- Super Darling Panic／スパダリ★パニック. Darling, it’s a panic attack.
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown. Old school turtle power, renewed.
- TetroMosaic, RacY: AutomatA. Friday wonders never cease. Mosaics and racing?
- Toaplan Arcade Collection Vol. 1 & Vol. 2. For the nostalgic arcade vibes.
- Tokyo Racer X. Gotta wait till Friday for this street racer adrenaline rush.
- Tralalero Tralala Simulator. Sing-songy? Or chaotic simulation? Why not both?
- Yarn Guardians. Stitch together your adventures.
- Zumba – Treasure of the Marble Sea. Dance your way to treasure, one step at a time.
So there you have it. Or do you? Who really knows? Games, sales, all the impending fun. Dive in, or just window shop. Either way, keep it playful!
