Sure, let’s dive into a little chaotic storytelling here.
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So… Oblivion Remastered, huh? Yeah, it’s like taking a trip back to the good ol’ days, but with a twist. Guess what? Now you can munch rocks. Yep, like actual rocks. Well, metaphorically. (Who thought that’d be a thing?)
You’re the Hero of Kvatch, saving the empire—or trying to. But now, apparently, you’re also a rock-eating enthusiast. Imagine sitting there, crunching away at gemstones—dessert, anyone?
Now, if you’ve ever yelled at a game (been there, done that, possibly in public), you probably remember stuff from Morrowind. That game with spears, some really funky mechanics, and directions so vague, it’s like asking someone on the street who clearly wants you to vanish.
Anyway, so… this mod by CephalonImp, ‘Edible Gems’ (because names that explain themselves are cool), tosses you into Cyrodiil like some fantasy gang of wild teenagers on bikes. Seriously. You’ve got rocks and gems turning into alchemical playthings. Eat a gold nugget and experience the aftertaste—like silence meets burden, sprinkled with a weird electric shocky feel. Talk about digestion adventures.
And oh, Sheogorath—imagine calling Jamie Oliver mid-burp with your new menu: pearls to start, madness ore with a dash of sapphire, and for dessert? How about a cozy bear pelt? Gourmet, right? (Bet it’s great for the fur.)
The mod even gives a nod to Morrowind’s old alchemy effects. Someone’s definitely thinking about lore, even if we’re not ready for “Oops, I ate rocks” survival mods just yet.
By the way, those flawless gems? All shiny and valuable now, because that’s what you deserve, right? High stakes—eat the wealth or pocket it. Classic RPG feelings here.
And yeah, don’t forget to check out those mind-blowing Oblivion modder interviews I keep hearing about. Apparently, they’re doing some next-level stuff.
Anyway—where was I? Just remember to dust the gravel off your plate after.
