Sure, here’s the article with a more human touch:
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So, Call of Duty: Warzone just got updated on May 13. Yeah, I know, another update, right? But this one’s a bit interesting. They decided to stretch the High Art event till May 22. Extra week for all of us to try snagging those rewards. Like, remember when your teacher gave you an extension on that project? Kind of feels like that. But for gaming.
Okay, so there was this annoying bug – a real buzzkill for those aiming down sights. Move wrong and you’re suddenly like, “Whoa, why am I moving in slo-mo?” Thankfully, they patched it. Ranked Play got a makeover too, swapping Restock for Fire Sale in some events. Emotes? Yep, restricted again. Because fairness is key – or so they say.
And speaking of bugs… weird stuff happening, right? Like that whole zombie thing in the Gulag. What even was that? Unexpected, for sure. Anyway, back to the update. They tackled some bugs, like dragging out the revive time. I’m sure those playing nurse in the game are relieved.
The Prestige menu also had a hiccup, something about a button not working. Fixed that too. And those voice-overs – firing off with no pause, kind of like those friends who just don’t stop talking. They’ve sorted that out, which is great for our ears.
High Art Event’s rolling on until May 22, so get in there and earn those sweet XP. Rewards like the Ladra Submachine Gun and Goblin Mk2 will be hanging out in the Armory if you miss them during the event. So you won’t be left out in the cold.
Alright, summary over. But seriously, did anyone else find that zombie thing just… odd? Like, what a twist. Gaming never fails to surprise. Anyway, keep on playing, and maybe see you in the next patch notes!
