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Hey, what’s up everyone! Alright, so let’s dive into what’s hitting Xbox next week. I mean, we’ve got games coming out for Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, and, of course, Game Pass. I’m not saying I’m counting down the seconds or anything, but let’s get into this chaotic mix of awesome releases. I swear, time’s just flying by these days, right?
#### EA SPORTS™ College Football 26 Deluxe Edition
So, EA is back with some college football action. Early access kicks off July 7, but the real deal launches July 10. Xbox Series X|S is getting the good stuff, optimized and all. Imagine yourself as a top recruit or even a Heisman winner. Or maybe you’re more into coaching? Anyway, it’s got a zillion coaches and new plays or something. Oh and if you’re feeling fancy, grab the Deluxe Edition for some early access head start.
#### Tony Hawk’s™ Pro Skater™ 3 + 4 – Digital Deluxe Edition
I’m sure some of you remember spending entire weekends perfecting ollies in your basement, right? Well, Tony Hawk’s back, babyyyyy! Overall, ratings are sky high. There’s that Xbox Play Anywhere feature, so you can skate on from pretty much anywhere. I’m pumped to see if muscle memory kicks in, but who knows? Maybe I’ll faceplant instead.
#### Missile Command Delta
Okay, hold up. Missiles are literally incoming July 8. That nostalgic Atari vibe is hard to shake, isn’t it? You’re supposed to tactically defend against waves of missiles. A little stress doesn’t hurt every now and then, does it? Or maybe that’s just me trying to justify my adrenaline junkie tendencies.
#### Somber Echoes
July 8 is also pulling in Somber Echoes. It’s all about ancient secrets and acrobatics. The heart-pounding Metroidvania vibes are strong here. Master your powers, they say. I’ll probably end up button-mashing my way through, let’s be real.
#### The Last Camp
Coming in hot on July 8 with a cosmic twist! Picture this: end-of-times ambiance, dual-stick shooter mayhem, and a sprawling world map. A feast for us shooting game enthusiasts? It better be!
#### Ah, Love! Season 2
Ah, Love! Season 2. Dropping July 8. We’re talking about swapping blocks, matching hearts. But watch out for those sneaky black hearts, nobody wants one of those ruining their day.
#### Minami Lane
Minami Lane is also making its debut July 9. Honestly, I’ve always wanted to build my own Japanese-inspired street. Well, kinda. Cats and tanukis everywhere—what’s not to love?
#### Rogue Raccoon
July 9, it’s raccoon time! You’re sneaking into museums for food. Classic. Stealthy, strategic combat is the name of the game. Try not to blame the raccoon when it all goes downhill.
#### Holdfast: Nations At War
This one’s a little grand, launching July 9. Get ready for historical war-time shenanigans with over 150 players per server. I don’t know if my mind can handle such scale, but hey, full send!
#### Tiny Pixels Vol. 2 – Stormy Knights
July 9 is jam-packed, seriously. Storm castles in a retro pixel art adventure. The strategic combat soundtrack is the cherry on top. Retro lovers, unite!
#### Greedland
Aliens. Mutants. July 10. My brain can’t even process what 20,000 plus enemies look like on a screen, but here we are. Local and online co-op, here we come.
#### ISLANDERS: New Shores
Another July 10 release. A chilled-out city-building game with a twist. Enhanced gameplay, so they say. Minimalistic creativity reigns.
#### BAD END THEATER
July 10 drops more choices and bad endings than we probably need. Toggle your way through interconnected stories that inevitably lead to disaster. Who’d resist the challenge?
#### Best Served Cold
Murder mystery meets speakeasy on July 10. Mix drinks, make friends, create enemies. Some customers might just be killers—who knows? There’s a sense of danger in a soothing cocktail, right?
#### Choice of Life: Wild Islands
Survival 101 is strong here on July 10. Storms, shipwrecks, and survival on some random island. Remember, your choices decide everything. Or at least, that’s what they tell us.
#### Bendy and the Dark Revival
Creepy animation studios, puzzles, ink demons. All yours on July 11. I’ve got goosebumps just thinking about it. Will Audrey make it back to reality? I’m rooting for her… cautiously.
#### Only Up to Space
Don’t look down on July 11. It’s a climbing adventure as a stranded astronaut. One wrong move and you’re falling, back to square one. Imagine the frustration. My patience is tested just thinking about it.
#### Aquapark io
Slide into the action July 11. Push friends off tracks (playful shoves, I promise). Multiplayer madness in a waterpark—who can resist?
#### Canine
Horror time! Dropping July 11. Rescue your doggo from evil corporations. It’s got that retro gaming feel. I just hope Tomy doesn’t bark orders at me.
#### Griffin
July 11, get ready for tank battles. Rescue the Griffin’s brain behind enemy lines. This sounds intense right? I might just strap in for the ride.
#### Island Trouble
Desert islands aren’t just for sunsets and coconuts anymore. July 11 sees us gathering, building, navigating trouble. Every choice counts, don’t mess it up!
Okay—wow—so many games! Jump in, find your vibe, and… maybe take a break now and then? Who am I kidding, gaming’s life! Anyway—enjoy!
