Get ready for my kinda chaos because here comes the hot mess of "Next Week on Xbox" — not like the organized good kind, though. Imagine stumbling into a gaming wonderland with all the new stuff coming to Xbox. Series X|S, PC, Game Pass — all that jazz. Why am I even writing this intro? I dunno. Anyway, let’s dive into the madness.
EA SPORTS™ College Football 26 Deluxe Edition
Electronic Arts brings us some college football shenanigans. You get early access from July 7, but the whole shebang kicks off on July 10. It’s all about high school dreams, Heisman dramas, and becoming a legendary coach. Like, why are there 2,700 plays? My mind is blown. Deluxe gets you early access if you fancy an early start.
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater™ 3 + 4 – Digital Deluxe Edition
Activision is bringing the grind with this one. So, you skate around like a pro… or at least try. Ratings are sky-high despite my lack of skateboarding skills. It’s rolling out at $69.99.
Missile Command Delta
Here come the missiles, July 8 — thanks to Atari, no less. It’s about handling missiles with some strategic gusto. Does this mean I need a plan? Because I’m more of a chaos person. Anyway, the game’s tactical with all these developer names I can’t keep straight. You get the drift.
Somber Echoes
Rock Pocket serves a Metroidvania adventure on July 8. Acrobatic combat and uncovering old secrets — that’s the vibe. It’s a rotting spaceship scenario. Any Explorers in the house? Unlock abilities and figure out this decaying reality. It sounds heavy but in a fun sorta way.
The Last Camp
NiuGamer’s joining the doomsday crew on July 8. Pretty graphics, weapon systems… sounds like an action-packed arcade ride. Good luck out there.
Ah, Love! Season 2
Xitilon gives us love — like, game-style. Here’s me swapping blocks for heart dates, dodging black hearts, and trying to find the ‘romantic zone’. July 8 feels like it’s for lovey-dovey folks, but hey, who’s judging?
Minami Lane
Seaven Studio let loose on July 9 with this indie gem. Street building meets cats and tanukis. A cozy creation sim inspired by Japan. You in? It almost sounds peaceful, right?
Rogue Raccoon
Officially on the heist game, Raccoons raid cities on July 9. It’s about food thievery and humor alongside the challenge. Don’t look at me; I just narrate these mischief tales.
Holdfast: Nations At War
Historical warfare mayhem coming July 9. Large battles straight from Napoleonic times and WW1. It’s gonna be chaotic, like 150 people in one server chaotic. Dust off your virtual boots.
Tiny Pixels Vol. 2 – Stormy Knights
Pick an era, any era! Released July 9, it’s about saving princesses. Strategy meets pixel art, and yes, it sounds as cool as it reads. A nod to the past but keeping it fresh.
Greedland
Alien mutants and mass destruction kick off on July 10. It’s frantic and strategic — for you hard-core types, there’s an endless mode. Team up, or go Han Solo. I dunno, I always panic.
ISLANDERS: New Shores
City-building never looked so cute, and we’re talking July 10 arrival. Coatsink serves minimalist creativity — all about exploration and strategy. Let the architects loose.
BAD END THEATER
Every path leads south when this one drops on July 10. Choose your anti-hero and navigate terrible endings. But can you flip it around? I’d probably mess it up.
Best Served Cold
Mix some speakeasy chaos with crime-solving on July 10. Bring your bartending skills, but seriously, it’s deadly. The real question’s whether prohibition or your cocktail’s worse.
Choice of Life: Wild Islands
Shipwreck adventures hit July 10. Visual novel vibes on a deserted island. Survival’s the name (or something like that), and creativity’s the game.
Bendy and the Dark Revival
Dive into inky darkness, July 11. Think horror in an animation studio. I’m picturing a gooey goo monster. Solve puzzles, fight things — the usual.
Only Up to Space
Reach new heights or fall, starting July 11. Platformer adventures for astronauts sans shuttle. Every mistake sends you back. Sounds frustrating? Probably because jumping games hate me.
Aquapark IO
Crazy slide races on July 11. Old-school fun where you push friends off tracks. Multiplayer chaos at mere slides’ speed. Not much else to say; slip and slide, folks.
Canine
Retro-styled terror drops July 11. Save your pup from twisted experiments. It’s survival horror with a boy and his dog against big bads. The 32-bit vibe, though.
Griffin
On July 11, step into a tank and roll into battle. Missions, capture scenarios — what’s not to love? Hope you’re ready for some armored antics.
Island Trouble
Adventure hits on July 11. Mystery islands and you surviving against all odds. Resource gathering, secrets unraveling… all in a day’s survivalist fun.
So, yeah. That’s what’s happening. Confused? Excited? Me too. I need a nap.
