Sure thing, here we go—
So, every week, right? Sony just rolls out a fresh batch of gaming goodies for folks with PS4, PS5, PSVR, and PlayStation Plus. It’s kind of like, here’s your digital Christmas morning, enjoy! Anyway, I’ve always found keeping track of these updates oddly satisfying. Maybe it’s the promise of something new. Or not. Who knows.
Now, let’s jump into the chaos of this week’s updates. Feels like rummaging through a big box of random stuff—what will you find this time?
North America — What’s Happening?
First up, there’s July’s PlayStation Plus Essential stuff. (I always wonder if they mean “essential” like water, or like, “you didn’t think you needed it, but here you go.”) Anyway, these are the picks:
- Diablo IV Standard Edition (PS4/PS5)
- Jusant (PS5)
- The King of Fighter XV (PS4/PS5)
Those titles make you kind of curious, don’t they? Or maybe that’s just me overthinking things.
More Games For PS4 & PS5
Okay, here’s where it gets wild. Check out this lineup—it’s like a buffet of randomness:
- 3 on 3 Soccer (doesn’t sound exactly like the World Cup, but why not?)
- Against the Storm (sounds intense, doesn’t it?)
- Age of Dead: Zombie Simulator (because, of course, zombies)
- The Alpha Wolf (I just picture, I dunno, a lone wolf howling? Is that too cliché?)
- Anger Foot (I can’t even imagine—like, is the foot angry or are you angry with your foot?)
And so it goes. The list kind of spirals from there:
- Anime Girls: Highschool of Dead
- Antro—and it just keeps going.
- Arcade Archives CRAZY BALLOON (caps lock madness, right?)
- Arcade Archives SPINAL BREAKERS
Oh, and there’s a game called Be A Bee. Buzzing with excitement about that one. See what I did there?
Anyway — wait, no — let’s continue:
- DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH (because sand gets everywhere)
- Dungeons of Paint (which sounds artsy, but who knows?)
And my personal favorite title, not necessarily the game I’d play—Cappuccino Assassino Shooter. Like, I pictured someone taking down enemies with espresso machines. Or maybe lattes.
Does that sound chaotic or what?
Right, I feel like I lost my point here. But the list just sprawls on and on, from Island Survival adventures to Truck Simulator VR. My brain might explode if I keep going, honestly.
Alright, that’s all for now. Until next time I try making sense of this beautiful mix of games!